65 “Mean Girls” Quotes From The Iconic 2004 Film Posted by Elena Hernandez Last Updated: April 5, 2024 Donations Make us online 65 “Mean Girls” Quotes From The Iconic 2004 Film We’ve all seen the 2024 remake of Mean Girls by now, and while the new cast and musical theme are excellent, we’re still not over the original film. Here are the funniest, most iconic quotes from the cult classic. 1. “You smell like a baby prostitute.” — Janis Ian 2. “Okay, I’m going to forgive you because I’m a very Zen person… and I’m on a lot of pain medication right now.” — Regina George 3. “Irregardless, ex-boyfriends are just off limits to friends. I mean, that’s just like, the rules of feminism.” — Gretchen Wieners 4. “Oh, hi. Did you wanna buy some drugs?” — Ms. Norbury 6. “Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know! Oh, God love ya.” — Mrs. George 7. “Did you have an awesome time? Did you drink awesome shooters, listen to awesome music, and then just sit around and soak up each other’s” awesomeness?” — Janis Ian 8. “Make sure you check out her mom’s boob job. They’re hard as rocks.” — Gretchen Wieners 9. “My grandma takes her wig off when she’s drunk.” — Damian 10. “I have this theory, that if you cut off all her hair she’d look like a British man.” — Cady Heron 11. “Don’t have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don’t have sex in the missionary position, don’t have sex standing up, just don’t do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers.” — Coach Carr 12. “She asked me how to spell orange.” — Damian 13. “Why should Caesar just get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar, right? Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar, and when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody because that’s not what Rome is about! We should totally just STAB CAESAR!” — Gretchen Wieners 14. “Somebody wrote in that book that I’m lying about being a virgin, ’cause I use super-jumbo tampons, but I can’t help it if I’ve got a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina!” — Bethany Byrd 15. “Whatever, I’m getting cheese fries.” — Regina George 16. “Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Regina George.” — Ms. Norbury 17. “Made out with a hotdog? Oh my God, that was one time!” — Amber 18. “Is butter a carb?” — Regina George 19. “I hear her hair’s insured for $10,000.” — Tim Pak 20. “In the real world, Halloween is when kids dress up and beg for candy. But in girl world, Halloween is the one time of year a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girl can say anything about it.” — Cady Heron 21. “I gave him everything! I was half a virgin when I met him.” — Regina George 22. “Boo, you whore!” — Regina George 23. “That is so fetch!” — Gretchen Wieners 24. “Damn. I’d rather see you out there shakin’ that thang.” — Kevin G. 25. “Alyssa, I’m sorry I called you a gap-toothed bitch. It’s not your fault you’re so gap-toothed.” — Student 26. “You can’t join Mathletes, it’s social suicide!” — Damian 27. “At your age, you’re going to have a lot of urges. You’re going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you *will* get chlamydia… and die.” — Coach Carr 28. “If only you knew how mean she really is. You’d know that I’m not allowed to wear hoop earrings, right? Yeah! Two years ago she told me hoop earrings were her thing and I wasn’t allowed to wear them anymore. And then for Hanukkah, my parents got this pair of really expensive white gold hoops and I had to pretend like I didn’t even like them, and… it was so sad.” — Gretchen Wieners 29. “Four for you, Glen Coco! You go, Glen Coco!” — Damian 30. “I’m a MOUSE. DUH.” — Karen Smith 31. “Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?” — Student 32. “It’s not my fault you’re, like, in love with me or something!” — Cady Heron 33. “Oh my God – Danny DeVito! I love your work!” — Damian 34. “Get in, loser. We’re going shopping.” — Regina George 35. “Oh, I love seeing teachers outside of school. It’s like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs.” — Janis Ian 36. “You wanna do something fun? You wanna go to Taco Bell?” — Karen Smith 37. “I can’t go to Taco Bell, I’m on an all-carb diet! God, Karen, you are so stupid!” — Regina George 38. “She’s fabulous, but she’s evil.” — Damian 39. “Did your teacher ever try to sell you marijuana or ecstasy tablets?” — Mr. Duvall 40. “I’m not like a regular mom, I’m a cool mom!” — Mrs. George 41. “I want my pink shirt back!” — Damian 42. “It’s like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it’s going to rain. Well, they can tell when it’s raining.” — Karen Smith 43. “I can stick my whole fist in my mouth! Wanna see?” — Karen Smith 44. “I don’t think my father, the inventor of Toaster Strudel, would be too pleased to hear about this.” — Gretchen Wieners 45. “On Wednesdays we wear pink!” — Karen Smith 46. “I just wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. I wish that I could bake a cake made out of rainbows and smiles, and we’d all eat it and be happy.” — Student 47. “She doesn’t even go here!” — Damian 48. “I know I may seem like I was being a bitch, but that’s only because I was acting like a bitch.” — Cady Heron 49. [Who are the plastics?] “They’re teen royalty. If North Shore was Us Weekly, they would always be on the cover.” — Damian 50. “Grool… I meant to say cool, and then I started to say great.” — Cady Heron 51. “Look, I don’t mean to hurt your feelings, but I only date women of color.” — Kevin G. 52. “Maybe she feels weird around me because I’m the only person who knows about her nose job. Oh my god, pretend you didn’t hear that.” — Gretchen Wieners 53. “My apologies. I have a nephew named Anfernee, and I know how mad he gets when I call him Anthony. Almost as mad as I get when I think about the fact that my sister named him Anfernee.” — Mr. Duvall 54. “The limit does not exist!” — Cady Heron 55. “So you agree? You think you’re really pretty.” — Regina George 56. “This is your lunch, OK? I put a dollar in there so you can buy some milk. You can ask one of the big kids where to do that.” — Cady’s dad 57. “Hell, no. I did *not* leave the South Side for this!” — Mr. Duvall 58. “There are two kinds of evil people. People who do evil stuff and people who see evil stuff being done and don’t try to stop it.” — Janis Ian 59. [Um, is there alcohol in this] “Oh, God, honey, no! What kind of mother do you think I am? Why, do you want a little bit? Because if you’re going to drink I’d rather you do it in the house.” — Mrs. George 60. “Beware of The Plastics.” — Janis Ian 61. “I know having a boyfriend might seem like the only thing important to you right now, but you don’t have to dumb yourself down in order for a guy to like you.” — Ms. Norbury 62. “It was because that vest was disgusting!” — Regina George 63. “I’m kind of psychic. I have a fifth sense.” — Karen Smith 64. “Gretchen, stop trying to make ‘fetch’ happen. It’s not going to happen!” — Regina George 65. And finally, “That is the ugliest f-ing skirt I’ve ever seen.” — Regina George Source link
We’ve all seen the 2024 remake of Mean Girls by now, and while the new cast and musical theme are excellent, we’re still not over the original film. Here are the funniest, most iconic quotes from the cult classic. 1. “You smell like a baby prostitute.” — Janis Ian 2. “Okay, I’m going to forgive you because I’m a very Zen person… and I’m on a lot of pain medication right now.” — Regina George 3. “Irregardless, ex-boyfriends are just off limits to friends. I mean, that’s just like, the rules of feminism.” — Gretchen Wieners 4. “Oh, hi. Did you wanna buy some drugs?” — Ms. Norbury 6. “Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know! Oh, God love ya.” — Mrs. George 7. “Did you have an awesome time? Did you drink awesome shooters, listen to awesome music, and then just sit around and soak up each other’s” awesomeness?” — Janis Ian 8. “Make sure you check out her mom’s boob job. They’re hard as rocks.” — Gretchen Wieners 9. “My grandma takes her wig off when she’s drunk.” — Damian 10. “I have this theory, that if you cut off all her hair she’d look like a British man.” — Cady Heron 11. “Don’t have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don’t have sex in the missionary position, don’t have sex standing up, just don’t do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers.” — Coach Carr 12. “She asked me how to spell orange.” — Damian 13. “Why should Caesar just get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar, right? Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar, and when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody because that’s not what Rome is about! We should totally just STAB CAESAR!” — Gretchen Wieners 14. “Somebody wrote in that book that I’m lying about being a virgin, ’cause I use super-jumbo tampons, but I can’t help it if I’ve got a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina!” — Bethany Byrd 15. “Whatever, I’m getting cheese fries.” — Regina George 16. “Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Regina George.” — Ms. Norbury 17. “Made out with a hotdog? Oh my God, that was one time!” — Amber 18. “Is butter a carb?” — Regina George 19. “I hear her hair’s insured for $10,000.” — Tim Pak 20. “In the real world, Halloween is when kids dress up and beg for candy. But in girl world, Halloween is the one time of year a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girl can say anything about it.” — Cady Heron 21. “I gave him everything! I was half a virgin when I met him.” — Regina George 22. “Boo, you whore!” — Regina George 23. “That is so fetch!” — Gretchen Wieners 24. “Damn. I’d rather see you out there shakin’ that thang.” — Kevin G. 25. “Alyssa, I’m sorry I called you a gap-toothed bitch. It’s not your fault you’re so gap-toothed.” — Student 26. “You can’t join Mathletes, it’s social suicide!” — Damian 27. “At your age, you’re going to have a lot of urges. You’re going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you *will* get chlamydia… and die.” — Coach Carr 28. “If only you knew how mean she really is. You’d know that I’m not allowed to wear hoop earrings, right? Yeah! Two years ago she told me hoop earrings were her thing and I wasn’t allowed to wear them anymore. And then for Hanukkah, my parents got this pair of really expensive white gold hoops and I had to pretend like I didn’t even like them, and… it was so sad.” — Gretchen Wieners 29. “Four for you, Glen Coco! You go, Glen Coco!” — Damian 30. “I’m a MOUSE. DUH.” — Karen Smith 31. “Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?” — Student 32. “It’s not my fault you’re, like, in love with me or something!” — Cady Heron 33. “Oh my God – Danny DeVito! I love your work!” — Damian 34. “Get in, loser. We’re going shopping.” — Regina George 35. “Oh, I love seeing teachers outside of school. It’s like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs.” — Janis Ian 36. “You wanna do something fun? You wanna go to Taco Bell?” — Karen Smith 37. “I can’t go to Taco Bell, I’m on an all-carb diet! God, Karen, you are so stupid!” — Regina George 38. “She’s fabulous, but she’s evil.” — Damian 39. “Did your teacher ever try to sell you marijuana or ecstasy tablets?” — Mr. Duvall 40. “I’m not like a regular mom, I’m a cool mom!” — Mrs. George 41. “I want my pink shirt back!” — Damian 42. “It’s like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it’s going to rain. Well, they can tell when it’s raining.” — Karen Smith 43. “I can stick my whole fist in my mouth! Wanna see?” — Karen Smith 44. “I don’t think my father, the inventor of Toaster Strudel, would be too pleased to hear about this.” — Gretchen Wieners 45. “On Wednesdays we wear pink!” — Karen Smith 46. “I just wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. I wish that I could bake a cake made out of rainbows and smiles, and we’d all eat it and be happy.” — Student 47. “She doesn’t even go here!” — Damian 48. “I know I may seem like I was being a bitch, but that’s only because I was acting like a bitch.” — Cady Heron 49. [Who are the plastics?] “They’re teen royalty. If North Shore was Us Weekly, they would always be on the cover.” — Damian 50. “Grool… I meant to say cool, and then I started to say great.” — Cady Heron 51. “Look, I don’t mean to hurt your feelings, but I only date women of color.” — Kevin G. 52. “Maybe she feels weird around me because I’m the only person who knows about her nose job. Oh my god, pretend you didn’t hear that.” — Gretchen Wieners 53. “My apologies. I have a nephew named Anfernee, and I know how mad he gets when I call him Anthony. Almost as mad as I get when I think about the fact that my sister named him Anfernee.” — Mr. Duvall 54. “The limit does not exist!” — Cady Heron 55. “So you agree? You think you’re really pretty.” — Regina George 56. “This is your lunch, OK? I put a dollar in there so you can buy some milk. You can ask one of the big kids where to do that.” — Cady’s dad 57. “Hell, no. I did *not* leave the South Side for this!” — Mr. Duvall 58. “There are two kinds of evil people. People who do evil stuff and people who see evil stuff being done and don’t try to stop it.” — Janis Ian 59. [Um, is there alcohol in this] “Oh, God, honey, no! What kind of mother do you think I am? Why, do you want a little bit? Because if you’re going to drink I’d rather you do it in the house.” — Mrs. George 60. “Beware of The Plastics.” — Janis Ian 61. “I know having a boyfriend might seem like the only thing important to you right now, but you don’t have to dumb yourself down in order for a guy to like you.” — Ms. Norbury 62. “It was because that vest was disgusting!” — Regina George 63. “I’m kind of psychic. I have a fifth sense.” — Karen Smith 64. “Gretchen, stop trying to make ‘fetch’ happen. It’s not going to happen!” — Regina George 65. And finally, “That is the ugliest f-ing skirt I’ve ever seen.” — Regina George
