60 People Who I’m Absolutely Sure Immediately Regretted Literally Every Single Dang Decision They Made Over The Past Month Posted by Dave Stopera Last Updated: November 1, 2024 Donations Make us online 60 People Who I’m Absolutely Sure Immediately Regretted Literally Every Single Dang Decision They Made Over The Past Month 1. The person who should not have made that turn: 2. The person whose car is always going to have a little bit of litter in it: 3. The person who also experienced a fate worse than death: 4. The person whose day went from 100 to 0 pretty dang fast: 5. The person who just got their entire life blown up by a pole: 6. The person with the thinnest cheese known to man: 7. The person who learned one of life’s most valuable lessons: 8. The person who will surely get first prize down at the county fair: 9. The person whose shoes are no longer their own: 10. The person who messed around with the wrong printer: 11. The person who had a delicious treat while sleeping: 12. The person whose entire night turned around after a ziti disaster: 13. The person whose house is about to stank: 14. The person whose phone shall remain locked far into the distant future: 15. The person who’s about to solve the world’s worst mystery: 16. The person who had a delicious, moldy breakfast: 17. The person who I’m afraid just blue themself: 18. And the person with the best-smelling wall in all the land: 19. The person who found a secret portal to their living room: 20. The person whose phone would go great with tomato and bacon: 21. The person with the best seats in the house: 22. The person who is probably regretting being married right now: 23. The person who must have angered some very vengeful birds: 24. The person who loves their cats very much, I’m sure: 25. The person who gets to be reminded of their sweet microwave every time they shower: 26. The person who just wanted to get some decorative basketballs on their cake: 27. The person who gave their laundry room a beautiful coat of paint: 28. The person who met a bug very concerned with its dental hygiene: 29. The person whose toilet Zeus must have mistaken for frickin’ Cronus: 30. The person who shall chocolate no longer: 31. The person who lived the Mista Mista nightmare: 32. The person who learned that rotten eggs are a very, very real thing: 33. The person who got a little extra seasoning in their dinner: 34. The person whose pizza has been through hell and back: 35. The person whose RV might be a liiiiittle stuck: 36. The person who might want to put their phone in some rice: 37. The person who Hulked their dang door straight off: 38. The person who is going to learn a whole lot about the back of an airplane seat: 39. The person whose bag of food is really going places: 40. The person who, sadly, will be unable to watch the FlightTracker: 41. The person whose potato went absolutely nuclear in their oven: 42. The person who will be finding remnants of smoothie years from now: 43. The person whose thumb tattoo seems to be drawn on with street chalk: 44. The person who had quite literally the unthinkable happen to them and their poor toothbrush: 45. And…oh lord…the person who had this happen to them: 46. The person who might just want to get out of the truck and walk home: 47. The person whose package looks absolutely delectable: 48. The person who will have to get prone to rescue their toilet paper: 49. The person who learned the hard way about the letter “E” today: 50. The person who almost got sucked into a moving sidewalk: 51. The person whose cake came out juuuust a bit off: 52. The person who cleaned with MAX power: 53. The person who was kind enough to give a little trial sip to a friend: 54. The person who painted their floor a lovely shade of red: 55. The person who might just want to paper over that hole: 56. The person who pressure washed with MAX power: 57. The person who succeeded in destroying what time could not: 58. The person who gave their sheets a fresh, new design: 59. The person who made a lifelong enemy in this fly: 60. And the person who instead of seeing Christ The Redeemer saw Christ The Hide ‘N’ Seeker: Source link
1. The person who should not have made that turn: 2. The person whose car is always going to have a little bit of litter in it: 3. The person who also experienced a fate worse than death: 4. The person whose day went from 100 to 0 pretty dang fast: 5. The person who just got their entire life blown up by a pole: 6. The person with the thinnest cheese known to man: 7. The person who learned one of life’s most valuable lessons: 8. The person who will surely get first prize down at the county fair: 9. The person whose shoes are no longer their own: 10. The person who messed around with the wrong printer: 11. The person who had a delicious treat while sleeping: 12. The person whose entire night turned around after a ziti disaster: 13. The person whose house is about to stank: 14. The person whose phone shall remain locked far into the distant future: 15. The person who’s about to solve the world’s worst mystery: 16. The person who had a delicious, moldy breakfast: 17. The person who I’m afraid just blue themself: 18. And the person with the best-smelling wall in all the land: 19. The person who found a secret portal to their living room: 20. The person whose phone would go great with tomato and bacon: 21. The person with the best seats in the house: 22. The person who is probably regretting being married right now: 23. The person who must have angered some very vengeful birds: 24. The person who loves their cats very much, I’m sure: 25. The person who gets to be reminded of their sweet microwave every time they shower: 26. The person who just wanted to get some decorative basketballs on their cake: 27. The person who gave their laundry room a beautiful coat of paint: 28. The person who met a bug very concerned with its dental hygiene: 29. The person whose toilet Zeus must have mistaken for frickin’ Cronus: 30. The person who shall chocolate no longer: 31. The person who lived the Mista Mista nightmare: 32. The person who learned that rotten eggs are a very, very real thing: 33. The person who got a little extra seasoning in their dinner: 34. The person whose pizza has been through hell and back: 35. The person whose RV might be a liiiiittle stuck: 36. The person who might want to put their phone in some rice: 37. The person who Hulked their dang door straight off: 38. The person who is going to learn a whole lot about the back of an airplane seat: 39. The person whose bag of food is really going places: 40. The person who, sadly, will be unable to watch the FlightTracker: 41. The person whose potato went absolutely nuclear in their oven: 42. The person who will be finding remnants of smoothie years from now: 43. The person whose thumb tattoo seems to be drawn on with street chalk: 44. The person who had quite literally the unthinkable happen to them and their poor toothbrush: 45. And…oh lord…the person who had this happen to them: 46. The person who might just want to get out of the truck and walk home: 47. The person whose package looks absolutely delectable: 48. The person who will have to get prone to rescue their toilet paper: 49. The person who learned the hard way about the letter “E” today: 50. The person who almost got sucked into a moving sidewalk: 51. The person whose cake came out juuuust a bit off: 52. The person who cleaned with MAX power: 53. The person who was kind enough to give a little trial sip to a friend: 54. The person who painted their floor a lovely shade of red: 55. The person who might just want to paper over that hole: 56. The person who pressure washed with MAX power: 57. The person who succeeded in destroying what time could not: 58. The person who gave their sheets a fresh, new design: 59. The person who made a lifelong enemy in this fly: 60. And the person who instead of seeing Christ The Redeemer saw Christ The Hide ‘N’ Seeker:
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