It looks like the dating rumors about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are true, which means I suddenly care about football for the first time in my three-plus decades on this planet. Can’t wait to hear the album Taylor writes ...
1. This person that thinks they deserve a ride or money for an Uber just because. 2. This “business man” who wants someone to build him the next Netflix for $40. 3. This person whose wedding invite comes with a ...
7. “The Varsity Captain, Varsity Co-Captain, and the Junior Varsity Captain robbed the pizza place next to my after-school job. They murdered someone I knew who worked there. One of them worked there, and they planned to stage a fake ...
Americans: I use miles and pounds Europeans: I use kilometres and kilograms Canadians: [snorting a line of assorted measuring systems] I’m 5’3, I weigh 150lbs, horses weigh 1000kgs, my house is an hour away and I drive 80 km/h to ...
Summer 2023 is officially over, but the laughs keep coming! Here are the funniest 50 tweets by parents from the past three months! I asked my son how his first full day went and he described in detail a bug ...
