1. VH1’s I Love the ’80s, ’90s, and ’70s, which you learned sooooo much stuff about pop culture and even history from:
2. And VH1’s The Fabulous Life of… which you learned all about luxury brands from:
3. The home login screen for Windows XP on your family’s computer:
4. The singing mutant Quiznos hamsters that were just horrifying:
5. The Fantanas and their catchy AF “Wanna Fanta! Don’t you wanna?” jingle:
6. The skill of taking selfies with flip phones:
7. TVs that came with built-in DVD and VHS players, which were such a flex if you owned one:
8. The iHome stereo with the remote, which was also such a flex if you owned one:
9. And iPod socks that literally did nothing to protect your iPod if you accidentally dropped it:
10. Purple and green ketchup that you swore tasted different than regular ketchup:
11. Madonna and Missy Elliott’s “Into the Hollywood Groove” Gap commercial and ad campaign:
12. Jessica Simpson’s Dessert Beauty, which you really wanted only to see if it actually tasted good:
13. The belt section at Hot Topic which was full of studded belts — but you could also pick up a white or clear belt:
14. The over-priced CD section at Borders that you were always tempted to buy a CD from:
15. Club Libby Lu stores at the mall, which looked like it was the love child of Bratz Dolls and the Limited Too:
16. The massage chairs inside Sharper Image that always had one old man hogging one up for way too long:
17. Watching marathons of Trading Spaces on TLC on the weekends. And mainly watching them for the reactions of the people who got an ugly redecorated room:
18. Watching MTV’s Pimp My Ride to see what horrible makeover they’d do to the cars:
19. MapQuest maps that you printed out. And 99% of the time you forgot to print out only black and white instead of color:
