These 91 Epic Tweets From Black Twitter This Month Are Guaranteed To Make You Laugh

It looks like Michael is saying “Is this what you want? Well I’m telling you right now, you’ll never get it.” https://t.co/C5eWVQTJXV

— Dai ✨ (@ThatsForAIITime) September 4, 2023

We don’t get healthcare y’all don’t get final form Beyoncé. The game is the game. https://t.co/5iNwLH7cPf

— Jacques 🇯🇲 (@jimbojd4) September 4, 2023

And nothing for Farrah https://t.co/Y76Ul10NeY pic.twitter.com/cDZU9qy935

— Rossi 👼🏽 (@RossiSongo) September 5, 2023

When us girls warned you to stay away from straight men who know how to pronounce Loewe, you didn’t listen. Now look at you! Shoeless!

— Camilla Blackett (@camillard) September 3, 2023

this really how teachers be https://t.co/ygqpEY27js

— cousin faith (@wetsykcin) September 5, 2023

The Riddler after trying oxtail once: https://t.co/8qZZPn0Tsw pic.twitter.com/YZpcCFfDHr

— Waiting To Oxtail (@ThatDudeMCFLY) September 5, 2023

Back to the milk, our boy is back 🩷 https://t.co/3idjn0vNpO

— fragrance and foolishness (@Brieyonce) September 5, 2023

That baby dumb!!!! Why they hand the wrong way? https://t.co/mHEhCq0YbO

— KahleighComedy (@BigJunieKC) September 5, 2023

Need this knife to cut the cost of living https://t.co/SpXOlbXfZz

— nezhDINHO 🇧🇷 (@nezhnopapi) September 5, 2023

Imagine supporting a lady who stole your husband and got you kicked out the group smh……. https://t.co/9RiXGrDf8m

— Love from the planet Mars (@oliviaknowpe) September 6, 2023

When It Says It Feeds 3-4 People But You Ended Up Finishing It By Yourself pic.twitter.com/bQ2a01BLsU

— KenKen (@KensBestLyfe) September 6, 2023

Not the battle of the white mom biracials https://t.co/NAsbFXVU5t

— I Could’ve Just Sat On In With Massa (@WrittenByHanna) September 7, 2023

They gotta charge it to the game sorry he’s in Madagascar now. While you were standing around doing NISH, he was cosplaying a cook and strapping himself to a van like Mission Impossible. https://t.co/PqVXosuYK5

— CEO of Yelling FRSA (@ChantayyJayy) September 7, 2023

omg even the babies getting whacked with these New Braid prices https://t.co/EexDjTQyyV

— bunny boo (@SashaZhane) September 7, 2023

Tigers being the real kings of the jungle but never getting the title bc lions have a blonde blow out will never sit right with me smh https://t.co/Wj2nYRxo8S

— Jannifer Gao 🌶 (@Jani__Gee) September 6, 2023

Me trying to get my cousin’s attention so we can go smoke pic.twitter.com/tDg46mXg9Q

— 𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗥𝗟𝗘𝗦 𝗘𝗠𝗔𝗡𝗨𝗘𝗟 (@CharlesEmanuel_) September 7, 2023

Find a school bus in the morning and just get on it. https://t.co/cYjvwDJ3fW

— thee houston hairstylist🌻 (@desdollas) September 7, 2023

I knew Cardi was the one doing the bending.. https://t.co/CrZz2jrRsT

— BAVY (@itsbavy) September 8, 2023

i know a black man named eugene is having a time in indiana https://t.co/WB3VO88bHW

— X. D. (@XavierDLeau) September 8, 2023

me when the zombie apocalypse starts https://t.co/18idZYnGOi

— miguel (@tundemason) September 9, 2023

29° is way too hot for sept sorry, this is silly, not having it. pic.twitter.com/kV07Phf8Xi

— Ms.DND (@rickaeya) September 9, 2023

They play Knuck if you buck, ship finna be underwater https://t.co/fYUIRfk3H6

— xaria 🦋 (@sayxaria) September 9, 2023

It’s giving a black employee took over the account for this occasion 😭 https://t.co/u2qhR10uY0

— Sylvia (@SylviaObell) September 9, 2023

SECURITYGWORLLLLL https://t.co/gxjv6rUGA9

— Rita (@ritadashash) September 8, 2023

rich aunties love a little bop and point 😂 https://t.co/Corfi9jl30

— in charge of the girls (@AmeriKraut) September 9, 2023

Raven Baxter would eat this up https://t.co/uwUgOiSNkY

— THE FÆ OF MOOKZ (@NERDYBRATZDOLL) September 7, 2023

Hope she go visit Tory and do this on the other side of the glass. https://t.co/1GJCBeNT01

— K. (@makillaaa) September 7, 2023

Even scarier than the Nun II.
😭😭 pic.twitter.com/u58xMxvI4x

— Redza Mentadu (@RedzaKelkatu) September 9, 2023

Her giggling through this is SENDING me. Coco quite literally said— https://t.co/c9U8THhRXv pic.twitter.com/VYFAeCRtzg

— issa rae’s favorite interviewer. (@TheGreatIsNate) September 10, 2023

lobster ain’t even woke up yet https://t.co/guSK9F79l2

— it’s us (@501Flame) September 10, 2023

“COME IN HERE AND GET Y’ALL’S JUICE” https://t.co/4L01gBiBQV

— Ooooo. Weeee. (@UsernameSsSuck) September 10, 2023

When she’s thicker in person: https://t.co/Oy8mjERmjW

— Hercules (@kNo_Mercy) September 10, 2023

Kieron’s face each time Dushane or Sully asked him a question #TopBoy #TopBoyNetflix pic.twitter.com/CHa9kLJ6jv

— Jay (@trillymayne) September 8, 2023

That the person pouring the wine is foolish https://t.co/mVCdbxBXVb

— Ichigo Kurosaki (@theonlyblvc) September 10, 2023

Right. Very good 👍🏾 https://t.co/7K7WEMncmz

— C (@brandypapii) September 11, 2023

chile let me start watching the nba https://t.co/hEUltt7r9V

— hausoftáy (@colormetaay) September 11, 2023

No one:

Kirk Franklin: https://t.co/RhB4173l6t

— db 🖤 (@dbcxptures) September 12, 2023

And y’all say she never dates men of color https://t.co/qeyFMKB0r6

— Heben Nigatu (@hebennigatu) September 12, 2023

this look like an episode of Empire man lmao https://t.co/ZBLqQ51wSk

— Yan Snead (@YanSnead) September 13, 2023

please get this paper mache E.T out my face 😭 https://t.co/jkwbx187k2

— Pillsbury DoughDyke (@himbo_chico) September 13, 2023

Don’t buy Drake tickets from Temu pic.twitter.com/3m4wVkKYNF

— i make beats ✞ (@DonDadaNYC) September 11, 2023

Lmaoooo this is giving queen Latifa in Bringing down the house 😂 https://t.co/Hyr0OPhjOj

— IG: Fern6ndez (@FernandezGordon) September 14, 2023

When my manager asks me why I’ve been talking to other teams about PM role openings within the company pic.twitter.com/u3VgilHtlf

— ? (@BoredAtGym) September 14, 2023

Me to the Ghanaian caterers when the white man makes better waakye than them https://t.co/lRj33bzKeB pic.twitter.com/ikgy2TGrsy

— GN (@_Greazemoden) September 14, 2023

This why I don’t support black business. https://t.co/ah8at72E2B

— Luke C-Walker (@SuaveBry) September 16, 2023

“Thank you for applying the above position. After careful consideration, we have decided to move forward with other candidates whose qualifications more closely fit this specific role.” pic.twitter.com/3whNGVNQ96

— Logic (@The1stGentleman) September 20, 2023

I know logic in his DMs begging for the method https://t.co/2AqJXjSZhw

— BASED SAVAGE (@crackcobain__) September 21, 2023

melanin too dark to throw her shade!!! https://t.co/UOB5NVZ96o

— zae (@itszaeok) September 21, 2023

staring the sephora employee in the eye as i ‘sample’ the $500 fragrance pic.twitter.com/pzQVr5RUfV

— yasmin (@ycsm1n) September 20, 2023

I just know Rumi be in that house asking “well where’s my song?” https://t.co/puTznkJEhH

— Globethotter 🌍 (@BrianMcLight) September 20, 2023

Rihanna ain’t have to eat up her entire family like this 😂😍 pic.twitter.com/w2AWWqQFHE

— Sylvia (@SylviaObell) September 19, 2023

Close enough… you got a gf? https://t.co/cWfXWXGKHe

— Hate account 🇬🇩 (@IGoBySJ) September 18, 2023

someone said cost of shagging crisis🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/0r8k3oL3cB

— tendy🍒 (@tendsk) September 18, 2023

Knees was fresh out the box https://t.co/6db7gsOmJp

— Huey Freeman (@bread_maker7) September 19, 2023

A burn out recovery story ❤️ https://t.co/5PAUHkTpZh

— duchess of maxwell (@originaldussard) September 19, 2023

DISTRICT 12 HOE ! https://t.co/Wg0bEmhyzN

— z (@internetgutz) September 17, 2023

They saw everyone divorcing and said “y’all be safe” fairs. https://t.co/D3voGfpLdL

— Jason Okundaye (@jasebyjason) September 18, 2023

The Last Supper by Leonardo Da Vinci (1498) https://t.co/I8UWSzl5T6

— natty kasambala (@nattykasambala) September 18, 2023

Just ordered A Seat at the Table off Temu pic.twitter.com/XrzWH8Endt

— I Could’ve Just Sat On In With Massa (@WrittenByHanna) September 22, 2023

Depending on the kinda day I had, dat bitch best be scared of ME! https://t.co/RHs57dKzpG

— Barti (@prettybartier) September 21, 2023

A glass pot is crazy give the food some privacy https://t.co/wpIGkT2Loz

— Q🦦 (@youcancallmeQ_) September 22, 2023

Shìt went triple platinum in the hood 😭😭 https://t.co/SrF1hsbAGL

— 🇯🇲🇭🇹 Sexyy Red stan account The Sony Sniper 📸 (@StretchMyBandz) September 22, 2023

Apple Pay feels like play money, but it’s not pic.twitter.com/VhbK28976G

— Serena’s Racquet (@kendalljamaal) September 21, 2023

the rainbow will be tasting you 🫶🏾 rest easy https://t.co/fYo9yHrm9I

— corrie the sex appeal demon 🖤 (@NOLAGOTH) September 22, 2023

Grammarly https://t.co/uVjWE9tE3T

— SEXY liar✨ (@indicabadux) September 21, 2023

The black one https://t.co/XyS1BVxH7A

— 40 year old Virginia Slims (@Kyla_Lacey) September 22, 2023

Close enough. Can y’all get in the CAR, and ride SLOW, do some things that the girls don’t DO…? https://t.co/Xskoih2yS7

— jr (@jamesearl23) September 23, 2023

Airfryers took all their corners https://t.co/NyJeUtgwwb pic.twitter.com/flwjNchAOQ

— wind your neck in (@MrLastMinute_) September 23, 2023

It started raining as i started getting dressed for gym. God, I hear you. pic.twitter.com/5ADqNh1t6M

— kwesi (@kingkwesi_) September 22, 2023

ALL THE LADIES IF YOU FEEL ME HELP ME SING IT OUT https://t.co/WTs1Z5Gx36

— invader min (@honeyinterludes) September 23, 2023

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— k. ♡ (@blkwatcher) September 24, 2023

This what lil mama thought she looked like standing up there https://t.co/lLjq6slfdX

— likkle miss pulpy (@yagirltoomuch) September 24, 2023

When Olivia found Huck at union station: https://t.co/SPIbr3l7bZ

— cry baby. (@ChipdNudePolish) September 24, 2023

Me when I sneak into the Super Bowl to see Usher pic.twitter.com/GNO59KI5pJ

— nat ✨ (@laugh_track_nat) September 24, 2023

Congrats to everybody in Houston who got to see Beyoncé & Megan tonight. Y’all won 💔 pic.twitter.com/OAMXuihOMH

— Drebae (@Drebae_) September 24, 2023

me and babe after the musiq soulchild concert pic.twitter.com/OGKcOthxPZ

— 🎭 Master Cheef 🦁 (@talentharris) September 25, 2023

This how I feel when I got a lot on my to-do list https://t.co/TcYPorpd2S

— Mik (@OkSoMik) September 25, 2023

she was the baddest, he was the realest pic.twitter.com/7YPzq9R57n

— Al Shipley (@alshipley) September 25, 2023

She should also launch an air conditioner line. Call it ‘Alicia Breeze’. https://t.co/2bbrPn73WW

— Moses Rudende (@rudende) September 25, 2023

Finer than the print on a Diddy contract. 🤎 https://t.co/IDsILW81Xs

— BlueSky: @SosoTheWanderer 🔆 (@SosoTheWanderer) September 25, 2023

If 6 of y’all went out then 4 of you are really cheap cuz only 2 of you had dinner I found your credit card receipt https://t.co/bBhQWqKb7R

— ✨Glitch McConnell ✨ (@Glamazon1026) September 25, 2023

Arnold every summer when that glass roof start cookin him https://t.co/KlJj0HBqqB pic.twitter.com/T4zrrwIwre

— s (@superskrong) September 23, 2023

Viola’s Groove https://t.co/oD9NhL0DNi

— Skinny Legend (@sta_schemin) September 27, 2023

i’m sorry but shreks swamp being a “luxury getaway” is insulting to his struggle. he was driven there by hate https://t.co/4PmWuqiTYU

— sarah hagi (@KindaHagi) September 26, 2023

https://t.co/eNwDfVPLtO pic.twitter.com/jdlg8MhBll

— NightSkin🍫 (@Tricey_J_) September 26, 2023

Chloe x Halle 😍 https://t.co/jg1FfLwyUc

— a (@albertoutspoken) September 26, 2023

Sick + Laugh = Not sick https://t.co/tABhi6q2Xl

— james. (@dontcallmeJJ) September 27, 2023

Let me start putting a few Ushbucks to the side https://t.co/y6wwxKqFot

— Beauty Cornucopia (@nicothemaestro) September 27, 2023

Black People math: https://t.co/W2odukcvMb

— 🌿O.G. Botanist Johnson 🌿 (@Thugg_Speedman) September 26, 2023

Look around everybody on mute! https://t.co/Cig1WyXx73

— The Morally Corrupt Tay Resnick (@SweetTayPie0104) September 26, 2023

They look like they about to fuck Gotham UP https://t.co/I3He0byfXV

— Meech (@MediumSizeMeech) September 27, 2023