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“When customers make me their target practice for their kids learning how to order at a restaurant. So I have to stand there for an extra 10 minutes when I have seven other tables waiting, and listen to some variation of this:”
“Parent: Mikey? Mikey? Look at the nice lady, Mikey. Okay, Mikey. Tell the nice lady what you want to eat. Sheepishly smiles at me. Mikey? Do you want eggy? Okay, tell the nice lady you want eggy. Mikey: [Incoherent mumbling] Parent: He said he’ll have eggs. Looks back down at Mikey. Okay, now do you want cheesy eggy? Mikey? Look at mommy. Do you want cheesy eggy or dippy eggy? Mikey? Okay, tell the nice lady what you want, Mikey. Just kill me.”
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