35 Poor Souls Who Spent A Toooooon Of Money On Something And Pretty Much Immediately Regretted It Posted by Dave Stopera Last Updated: January 6, 2024 35 Poor Souls Who Spent A Toooooon Of Money On Something And Pretty Much Immediately Regretted It 1. The person whose sandwich is, quite simply, an affront to all that’s holy: 2. The person who is either the biggest human alive or just got a plate of the world’s saddest wings: 3. The person whose perfume is one with the angels now: 4. The person whose large is more like…a smarge: 5. The person who is about to make the greatest teaspoon of soup you’ll ever see: 6. The person whose new pot is juuuuust a bit squished: 7. The person who better savor every last bite of that there meatball: 8. The person whose package got nice and smooshed: 9. The person whose burrito might just be the saddest burrito my eyes have ever seen: 10. The person with the saddest sandwich I’ve ever seen: 11. The person whose engagement ring shall engage no more: 12. The person with the best seat in the house: 13. The person who paid a fortune for nothing but foam: 14. The person who should no longer handle any machinery: 15. The person whose tragedy sent chills down the backs of mall goths everywhere: 16. The person who was kind enough to share “Today’s Top Hits” with Pennywise: 17. The person whose cat will be forever immortalized in their kitchen: 18. The person whose phone was destroyed to an almost comical degree: 19. The person who got the greatest gift of all while online shopping: 20. The person who’s upgraded lake view includes a view of some of nature’s most beautiful metal objects: 21. The person whose expensive haircut came out just a bit uneven: 22. The person who experienced true nugget tragedy: 23. There person who ordered and received an eight year old’s conception of a salad: 24. The person whose cobbler shall cobble no more: 25. The person whose pizza laughs in the face of extra bacon: 26. The person for whose rear-end we must offer our prayers: 27. The person who got this sandwich for ANTS: 28. The person who asked for extra fries and got extra lies: 29. The person who bought this monitor for even more ANTS: 30. The person who won’t be able to send their kid to college after this breakfast: 31. The person whose retainer shall retain no more: 32. The person who cracked open a new bag of Oop! All Stems: 33. The person who might not be able to buff that out of their ring: 34. The person who learned a valuable lesson about online shopping: 35. The person whose iPhone got a new, HEAVY-DUTY paint job: Source link
1. The person whose sandwich is, quite simply, an affront to all that’s holy: 2. The person who is either the biggest human alive or just got a plate of the world’s saddest wings: 3. The person whose perfume is one with the angels now: 4. The person whose large is more like…a smarge: 5. The person who is about to make the greatest teaspoon of soup you’ll ever see: 6. The person whose new pot is juuuuust a bit squished: 7. The person who better savor every last bite of that there meatball: 8. The person whose package got nice and smooshed: 9. The person whose burrito might just be the saddest burrito my eyes have ever seen: 10. The person with the saddest sandwich I’ve ever seen: 11. The person whose engagement ring shall engage no more: 12. The person with the best seat in the house: 13. The person who paid a fortune for nothing but foam: 14. The person who should no longer handle any machinery: 15. The person whose tragedy sent chills down the backs of mall goths everywhere: 16. The person who was kind enough to share “Today’s Top Hits” with Pennywise: 17. The person whose cat will be forever immortalized in their kitchen: 18. The person whose phone was destroyed to an almost comical degree: 19. The person who got the greatest gift of all while online shopping: 20. The person who’s upgraded lake view includes a view of some of nature’s most beautiful metal objects: 21. The person whose expensive haircut came out just a bit uneven: 22. The person who experienced true nugget tragedy: 23. There person who ordered and received an eight year old’s conception of a salad: 24. The person whose cobbler shall cobble no more: 25. The person whose pizza laughs in the face of extra bacon: 26. The person for whose rear-end we must offer our prayers: 27. The person who got this sandwich for ANTS: 28. The person who asked for extra fries and got extra lies: 29. The person who bought this monitor for even more ANTS: 30. The person who won’t be able to send their kid to college after this breakfast: 31. The person whose retainer shall retain no more: 32. The person who cracked open a new bag of Oop! All Stems: 33. The person who might not be able to buff that out of their ring: 34. The person who learned a valuable lesson about online shopping: 35. The person whose iPhone got a new, HEAVY-DUTY paint job:
