60 Poor Souls Who Just Had A Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way Worse Month Than You Posted by Dave Stopera Last Updated: December 1, 2023 60 Poor Souls Who Just Had A Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way Worse Month Than You 1. The person who hit literally the only thing they should have tried to avoid: 2. The person whose kitchen is a testament to man’s folly: 3. The person whose bacon has seen things…terrible things: 4. The person who caused an international eggcident: 5. The person whose package finally found its eternal resting place: 6. The person who was kind enough to share Today’s Top Hits with Pennywise: 7. The person whose car is in very, very safe hands: 8. The person who had to use military technology to see how much of a ding-dong they are: 9. The person whose package is hanging out with Pennywise now: 10. The person who really probably should have noticed this: 11. The person who now has a whole new set of problems on their hands: 12. The person with the stinkiest house this side of the mighty Mississipp: 13. The person with the most Italian keyboard this side of the mighty Tiber-sipp: 14. The person who now knows what it’s like to be a dog: 15. The person who will never, ever get home: 16. The person whose cat will be forever immortalized in their kitchen: 17. The person whose pizza rolls have been cooked by Beelzebub himself: 18. The person who proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that God observes our suffering on Earth with an indifferent eye: 19. The person who should have never investigated that sound: 20. The person who’s about to get MAXIMUM vitamins: 21. The person whose car belongs to the road now: 22. The person who got one of nature’s noodles in their ramen: 23. The person who might want to watch their sodium intake: 24. The person who got a few extra toppings on their cupcake: 25. The person who might want to go find a hose: 26. The person who was kind enough to let their cat tenderize their pie with their feet: 27. The person who is now trapped forever and ever and ever: 28. The person who had a kind stranger test their ice cream for them: 29. The person who decided to really stir things up with this recipe: 30. The person whose pair of glasses is now one with the forest: 31. The person whose window lived out their sky-diving dream: 32. The person whose bed is now the world’s largest plate: 33. The person whose pizza was really screwed up: 34. The person who got their heart broken by a sign: 35. The person who would give ol’ Keith Moon a run for their money: 36. The person whose rear-end is about to be filled to the brim with diet cola: 37. The person who really screwed up: 38. The person who messed with the wrong (non-venomous) snake: 39. The person who got the new limited-edition 3rd-grader PS5 controller: 40. The person who’s going to enjoy staring at the seat in front of them for the next six hours: 41. The person whose table spontaneously combusted: 42. The person whose ham has seen things…terrible things: 43. The person whose hoop dreams will stay just that…dreams: 44. The person who is in for a very moist flight: 45. The person who is about to have a very enjoyable day at the dentist: 46. The person whose curry shall curry no more: 47. The person who got a little extra flavoring with their latte: 48. The person whose water is getting SUPERCHARGED: 49. And the person whose chips look like they were purchased in the 14th century: 50. The person whose oven is doubled over in pain: 51. The person whose turkey was evidently cooked by Satan himself: 52. The person whose phone was destroyed to an almost comical level: 53. The person who had some nice, chickeny coffee: 54. The person who gazed into the abyss and the abyss looked back: 55. The person who will never have to worry about eyewax now: 56. The person who loves their bird very much, I’m sure: 57. The person whose shower needs a shower: 58. The person who will for sure be patient zero for a brand new illness: 59. The person with the most vampire-proof house this side of, again, the mighty Mississipp: 60. And the person whose boots need to RELAX: Source link
1. The person who hit literally the only thing they should have tried to avoid: 2. The person whose kitchen is a testament to man’s folly: 3. The person whose bacon has seen things…terrible things: 4. The person who caused an international eggcident: 5. The person whose package finally found its eternal resting place: 6. The person who was kind enough to share Today’s Top Hits with Pennywise: 7. The person whose car is in very, very safe hands: 8. The person who had to use military technology to see how much of a ding-dong they are: 9. The person whose package is hanging out with Pennywise now: 10. The person who really probably should have noticed this: 11. The person who now has a whole new set of problems on their hands: 12. The person with the stinkiest house this side of the mighty Mississipp: 13. The person with the most Italian keyboard this side of the mighty Tiber-sipp: 14. The person who now knows what it’s like to be a dog: 15. The person who will never, ever get home: 16. The person whose cat will be forever immortalized in their kitchen: 17. The person whose pizza rolls have been cooked by Beelzebub himself: 18. The person who proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that God observes our suffering on Earth with an indifferent eye: 19. The person who should have never investigated that sound: 20. The person who’s about to get MAXIMUM vitamins: 21. The person whose car belongs to the road now: 22. The person who got one of nature’s noodles in their ramen: 23. The person who might want to watch their sodium intake: 24. The person who got a few extra toppings on their cupcake: 25. The person who might want to go find a hose: 26. The person who was kind enough to let their cat tenderize their pie with their feet: 27. The person who is now trapped forever and ever and ever: 28. The person who had a kind stranger test their ice cream for them: 29. The person who decided to really stir things up with this recipe: 30. The person whose pair of glasses is now one with the forest: 31. The person whose window lived out their sky-diving dream: 32. The person whose bed is now the world’s largest plate: 33. The person whose pizza was really screwed up: 34. The person who got their heart broken by a sign: 35. The person who would give ol’ Keith Moon a run for their money: 36. The person whose rear-end is about to be filled to the brim with diet cola: 37. The person who really screwed up: 38. The person who messed with the wrong (non-venomous) snake: 39. The person who got the new limited-edition 3rd-grader PS5 controller: 40. The person who’s going to enjoy staring at the seat in front of them for the next six hours: 41. The person whose table spontaneously combusted: 42. The person whose ham has seen things…terrible things: 43. The person whose hoop dreams will stay just that…dreams: 44. The person who is in for a very moist flight: 45. The person who is about to have a very enjoyable day at the dentist: 46. The person whose curry shall curry no more: 47. The person who got a little extra flavoring with their latte: 48. The person whose water is getting SUPERCHARGED: 49. And the person whose chips look like they were purchased in the 14th century: 50. The person whose oven is doubled over in pain: 51. The person whose turkey was evidently cooked by Satan himself: 52. The person whose phone was destroyed to an almost comical level: 53. The person who had some nice, chickeny coffee: 54. The person who gazed into the abyss and the abyss looked back: 55. The person who will never have to worry about eyewax now: 56. The person who loves their bird very much, I’m sure: 57. The person whose shower needs a shower: 58. The person who will for sure be patient zero for a brand new illness: 59. The person with the most vampire-proof house this side of, again, the mighty Mississipp: 60. And the person whose boots need to RELAX:
