“I didn’t speak to my dad for two decades. I didn’t go to his funeral, mostly because I didn’t think opening a eulogy with, ‘Today we celebrate the death of a monster’ would go over well. But it was so ...

5. “My boyfriend is 16.5 years my senior (I’m 33, and he’s 50). We got together when I was 29. I had previously been married to a younger man (five years younger), so it was refreshing to be with someone ...

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