“I call them ‘pollutants’ because their flavor seeps into everything they touch.” View Entire Post › Source link ...

⚠️No sadness allowed beyond this point.⚠️ View Entire Post › Source link ...

The more you check off the list, the more likely you are to be between the ages of 38–46. View Entire Post › Source link ...

28. Many of the “cute” animals are not very nice — and they smell. “My Dad used to work in the carnivore section in Edinburgh Zoo. As it turns out, red pandas are vicious.” —[deleted] “Otters are mean as fuck, ...