I don’t even remember why exactly I turned this on the first time; probably because half the time it’s listed as Andy Warhol’s Dracula, and I wanted to know what the hell that would look like. Now I know.
Basically, Dracula travels from Romania to Italy because he needs virgin blood and there are no more virgins left where he’s from. He assumes that Italy will have a lot of virgins because it is very Catholic. He is wrong. When he tells an aristocratic family he intends to marry one of their many daughters, he preys on each one in turn; each tells him they are a virgin, each is lying, and each causes him to get really, really sick. If you want to hear Dracula with a funny accent scream “ZHE BLUD OF ZEEZ WHORES EES KILLING ME,” this might be right for you!
P.S. I know there are many, many Blood for Dracula defenders out here, and listen, I had so much fun watching this, but please, we don’t have to pretend that it was good. Is it campy? Yes. Was it ridiculous? Yes. Was it… good? Um…
Where to watch it: Watch it for free on Vudu or Plex.
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