Hello and happy Monday, my little BuzzFeeders. Welcome back to your favorite weekly post, where I have curated for you only the best of the internet’s past weekly fails. Enjoy!
1. First up, with a strong start, this nightmare scenario:
Drunk lads on the train home from Glasgow were trying to force farts out, trying to do the loudest fart, and the gobbiest one just quietened everyone down ready for his effort… and fully shat himself. Fucking bedlam in the carriage. The smell is awful. People are screaming.
— She Guevara (@No7Sammy) September 15, 2023
2. This made me viscerally feel the very real judgment of those cats:
yesterday I was trying to eat tuna out of a can and the cats VERY clearly believed it was cat food and I was so humiliated. they weren’t even begging they just watched me take this can to my bed like bitch you are lost
— worms cited (@christapeterso) September 15, 2023
4. Admittedly, I’m undecided about whether this accidental search was decidedly a “fail”…but I really wanted to post this, because it made me LOL.
I JUST ACCIDENTALLY LOOKED UP “TACTICAL CROCHET” ON THE INTERNET, AND SOMEONE OVER ON REDDIT IS TURNING PEOPLE INTO FREMEN
LOOK AT THIS ARRAKIS DRIP pic.twitter.com/xfp8613fWL
— joint chiefs of stuff (@heyMAKWA) September 13, 2023
5. OK, the fail here is the blood donation place that was rude to this very philanthropic vampire…
I tried donating blood today. Never again. Way too many questions. Whose blood is that? Where did you get it from? Why is it in a bucket?
— Helen Ingram (@drhingram) September 17, 2023
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