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“Me and my best bud lived together for a year, basically spending the whole year stoned. One night, I come home, and the place reeks of weed and the lights are all turned off. I see his door is closed, but orange flickering lights were coming from under the door. I knock and slowly open the door to reveal a hundred tiny lit candles all over his huge desk arranged in a long rectangle. He’s standing above them holding a video camera. ‘The fuck are you doing?’ ‘I’m making art! This is gonna be the best short film ever!’ ‘…What’s it called?’ ‘CANDLES!'”
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