36 Things Americans Do That Other Countries Find Weird

36 Things Americans Do That Other Countries Find Weird

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Relatedly….”Commercial for a minor medical condition like Athlete’s Foot.”

“Voiceover: Side effects may include:

Chronic nob rot

Impotence

Anal cancer

Testicular cancer

Testicular warts

Pancreatic cancer

Heart palpitations

Athlete’s foot

Complete collapse of the Central Nervous System

Rapid weight gain

Depression

Psychotic episodes

Hair loss

Rapid anal hair gain

Your nob will probably fall off

No one will like you

Explosive diarrhea in public spaces

Instant death

Inability to pass to the other side after death, so you may be doomed to roam the Earth as a lost soul for infinity.

Talk to your family Doctor about Footoxicil today!”

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