Chaotic Photos That Explain Exactly Why I’m Child-Free Posted by Kelsie Hammond Last Updated: March 14, 2024 Chaotic Photos That Explain Exactly Why I’m Child-Free All of my friends have kids. I’ve been to more Bluey, Blippi, and whoever the hell else-y themed birthday parties than I can count. As much as I love being an aunt who gets to celebrate all the fun moments — I also love leaving those events and going home to sweet, sweet silence. Whenever I start to ponder my choice of being child-free, I’ll get a 3 a.m. text from a mom friend that says something like, “My kid just had a diarrhea explosion all over the Christmas tree,” and I think, “Definitely not for me!” Choosing to be child-free doesn’t mean I hate kids, but I definitely lack even a sliver of the patience it takes to thoughtfully handle the chaos that comes with having them. Here are 18 pictures that show exactlyyy what I mean: 1. Kids approach things that should be simple with SO much chaos — like this poor toothpaste that was twisted into oblivion: 2. And these abused HDMI ports: 3. These toilet paper rolls that were cruelly sacrificed to the bath time gods: 4. The kid who had personal beef with Newton and his cradle: 5. Yes, of course that’s permanent marker: 6. If it’s not permanent marker — crayons always seem to be at the scene of the crime: 7. And crayons definitely do NOT belong in the dishwasher: 8. I bet this kid is still grounded for this: 9. This washing machine leaks now because a kid took a bite out of it, and I wish I could hear the phone call the parent had to make to the warranty company: 10. Biting things that have no business being bitten seems to be a real common problem: 11. I know people say kids are expensive, but c’mon: 12. If you have kids, you might open your pantry for a sweet treat and find empty hopes and dreams: 13. This kid finished all the cookies and then tried to swindle their parent by replacing them with Cookie Crisps cereal: 14. These parents honestly just have to move: 15. This mom was NOT happy about their kid drawing on their designer bag (even though the bag seems pretty happy about it): 16. This absolutely haunting note from school: 17. And finally, a lot of these kids are just bein’ kids — but this one miiight be a demon: Source link
All of my friends have kids. I’ve been to more Bluey, Blippi, and whoever the hell else-y themed birthday parties than I can count. As much as I love being an aunt who gets to celebrate all the fun moments — I also love leaving those events and going home to sweet, sweet silence. Whenever I start to ponder my choice of being child-free, I’ll get a 3 a.m. text from a mom friend that says something like, “My kid just had a diarrhea explosion all over the Christmas tree,” and I think, “Definitely not for me!” Choosing to be child-free doesn’t mean I hate kids, but I definitely lack even a sliver of the patience it takes to thoughtfully handle the chaos that comes with having them. Here are 18 pictures that show exactlyyy what I mean: 1. Kids approach things that should be simple with SO much chaos — like this poor toothpaste that was twisted into oblivion: 2. And these abused HDMI ports: 3. These toilet paper rolls that were cruelly sacrificed to the bath time gods: 4. The kid who had personal beef with Newton and his cradle: 5. Yes, of course that’s permanent marker: 6. If it’s not permanent marker — crayons always seem to be at the scene of the crime: 7. And crayons definitely do NOT belong in the dishwasher: 8. I bet this kid is still grounded for this: 9. This washing machine leaks now because a kid took a bite out of it, and I wish I could hear the phone call the parent had to make to the warranty company: 10. Biting things that have no business being bitten seems to be a real common problem: 11. I know people say kids are expensive, but c’mon: 12. If you have kids, you might open your pantry for a sweet treat and find empty hopes and dreams: 13. This kid finished all the cookies and then tried to swindle their parent by replacing them with Cookie Crisps cereal: 14. These parents honestly just have to move: 15. This mom was NOT happy about their kid drawing on their designer bag (even though the bag seems pretty happy about it): 16. This absolutely haunting note from school: 17. And finally, a lot of these kids are just bein’ kids — but this one miiight be a demon:
