Prepare To Laugh: 23 Of The Most Hilarious British Tweets Of The Week

ppl that haven’t lived in the country don’t understand that u will have REAL beefs w specific animals. we had a fox that was scaring deer and ate my sister’s rabbit n the night we caught him was like we got Bin Laden

— a sad little man (@DAVIDPLEASESTOP) October 1, 2023

I’m convinced Royal Mail’s idea of a delivery attempt is taking a deep breath outside of the door before running off with your package.

— Amina (@yeahshewrites) October 1, 2023

A lot of people my age have opted out of they workplace pensions

They’re gonna have to legalise euthanasia by time we retire because mate

— 🇱🇦 (@lamzyco) September 28, 2023

heard your boyfriend doesn’t use a teaspoon to peel the ginger. he’s just going at it with a knife. look how hard he’s concentrating. he’s lost half of it already. that’s good ginger going in the bin there. pathetic.

— jan (@janhopi) September 22, 2023

My daughter – explaining what she learnt about the Russian revolution today genuinely just referred to Rasputin as “the slutty little wizard man”.

— Sam Freedman (@Samfr) October 2, 2023

Funny how gender is immovable but you can transition into being a fucking terrible prime minister without anyone ever voting for you

— Natasha Hodgson (@NatashaHodgson) October 4, 2023