“Actually, her son survived and was hiding out in the woods for 30 years. Now he’s mad that his mother died and wants revenge.
Now that he was killed by a kid, a copycat killer is carrying out murders in his name, terrorising the same kid.
Now that the kid was traumatised dealing with two killers, he’s turned into the new killer.
Well actually, no, he’s not a killer, he just wants to dig up Jason’s grave to make sure he’s really dead. But oops, he actually turned him into a zombie.
Luckily, a girl with telekinetic powers was vacationing nearby, so she used her mind powers to fight Jason and defeat him.
Oh no, somehow a cruise ship was going through some random summer camp’s lake, so it pulled zombie Jason up from the floor and brought him to New York.
Finally, the FBI killed zombie Jason! Oh wait, now he’s a worm thing that can slither into other people’s bodies and control them.
Phew, finally the worm thing died and went to hell! Oh wait, Freddy Krueger brought him back from the dead so he can make kids scared of Freddy again.
Now it’s the future and Jason is on a spaceship!”
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