“We all about shit our pants when she took the spoon out of the pot of spaghetti sauce she was cooking, tasted it, casually held it down for her two dogs to lick the spoon, and then stuck it right back in the pot of spaghetti and continued stirring it like it was the most normal thing in the world.
I am not sure how the rest of them got out of eating it, but just before we were supposed to sit down and eat, I faked an emergency call from work, said I had to run to the office to deal with a problem, and got the hell out of there. I was always ‘busy’ every time she invited us over after that (and NEVER ate anything she ever brought to an office potluck).”
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